Sharon's favorite drink

My friend David Dalbey, a landbound designeer who lived from 1914 to 1972 (being a muscle car, he died during the oil embargo), designed a label in his off-time. Being scandalously wealthy, he can afford to do stuff like this while the rest of us chink chunks of salt from the walls of the salt mine. I encourage you all to print this and tape it to your favorite bottle of alcohol. And enjoy.

What we've been doing all this time Part I

 Watching floodwaters
 and spotting beavers in the process
 oh, and getting wet. Very wet.
 Also cleaning impossible spaces with an impossible belly.
 And getting muddy.
 We made toast. It was fake and fun.
And then we moved to the country.