My friend David Dalbey, a landbound designeer who lived from 1914 to 1972 (being a muscle car, he died during the oil embargo), designed a label in his off-time. Being scandalously wealthy, he can afford to do stuff like this while the rest of us chink chunks of salt from the walls of the salt mine. I encourage you all to print this and tape it to your favorite bottle of alcohol. And enjoy.