“Seven Habits of Highly Infective People
1. Be infected.
2. Leave open sores untreated and uncovered.
3. Spit or sneeze into other people’s mouths.
4. Slice off part of your body and feed it to another person.
5. Vomit down someone’s shirt, especially if they’ve recently had chest or abdominal surgery.
6. Tear off your face and wipe it (wet side-down) on someone else’s face.
7. Cough without covering your mouth.”